January first is the shortest day of the year! Just getting up it was getting dark ...

Feast, the owner puts on the table a small bowl of caviar for decoration. Belated guest sits down at the table, pushes the bowl and starts to eat caviar with a spoon. The owner came up to him and softly whispered:
- It's not a mess.
- What are you, no comparison.

New Year:
- We must call my mother, tell me where I am.
- Hello, Mama, where am I?

People sign ... 1 January in the grocery store go only children ..... with the notes ....

Grandfather Frost, send me a sweet! Well, or at least polusladenkogo ...

Doorbell. In the room bursts into jolly Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, three dense. The owner was surprised:
- Oh What is now Santa Claus awesome support!
Maiden:
- And you try to hump a shabby this dipso after the tenth address!

- A little boy, tell Grandfather Frost poem, and his grandfather will give you behold this great horse ... Well, what did you say something, my grandfather is waiting ... Come on, boy, other children are also waiting for me ... Tell me at least something, and then my grandfather would leave and leave you without a gift ... You do not want, well then I'll give this horse the other boy ...
Yes, sadly, that this horse did not get any child on New Year's in the house for the deaf ...

What New Year? ...
This dinner, which gradually becomes a breakfast.

Why does Santa Claus carries gifts one, but Santa Claus - the Snow Maiden?
- Features the national character.
Santa Claus after the meeting of the New Year he gets home, and Santa Claus have someone dragged.

"Programmers and New Year"
All of our core navindozilos to the blue windows on the monitors.
Communicating with a global network is interrupted in the morning.
Once we have the fifth time reformatted glasses, some require a reboot.
Three went to merge the driver there and stuck.
Scanning the table showed that of the starters were alone three-inch floppy.
In two nights came Santa Claus with his propeller. However, not all were able to copy it, many have no place left.
Snow Maiden arrived, almost in time. Well, the boys climbed into his pocket for antivirus, but nothing was enough - ports Volgograd tightly. Snow Maiden pinging, then threw the clusters on the sofa and moved into hibernation.
Two-thirty we went to his grandmother, programmer and took on polmegabayta deshevke.
After a chat with all jammed reset for two days. Personally, I am the evening tried to reinstall the system.
Well, this New Year we were prepared, upgrading machines, think survive at least five. And the sooner we will invite snegurok. Right now is just go for the new antivirus.

On New Year to the Chechen boy living in a refugee camp in Ingushetia came Grandfather Frost ...
- Oh, Santa Claus!
- Yes, my boy, it's me ... And now I will fulfill your most cherished dream ... Speak! I'll do anything!
- Dear Grandpa, now you know that now the war in Chechnya ... Do it so that it was not.
Well, Grandpa, naturally, mumbling something, beating with the stick. Then joyfully exclaims:
- To fulfill your dream I'm a boy! No more of Chechnya!

New Year. Family - mother, father, son sit and wait combat chime, champagne on the table, Olivier, tree in the corner ...
The doorbell rang. My son:
- This is Grandfather Frost, he brought us gifts - runs open.
The door bursts pyanyuschy grandfather, leaned on the jamb and sighs heavily. Boy with joy:
- Grandpa, Grandfather Frost! I want New Year a big red fire truck!
- Xorosho!
Skazal Santa Claus and podzheg apartment ...

The children were standing around the tree and shouted: "Herringbone, light!"
And a drunken Santa Claus lit the Christmas tree.

- No, this Santa Claus a kid, and Santa Claus - Lough ...
- Why?
- And he deer teeter ...

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